Do I look like an object to you? Delicious cake, helpless puppy, an exquisite orchid?
Brace yourself : For kicks on your rear-side before you make the mistake of calling me those again.
Do I come across as a juvenile?
I own my years rather too proudly.
Beware : The next time you call me those would be the last time you would ever need to call me.
What’s with the magnanimity about treating me as an ‘equal’/’higher form’ – a male?
Please turn around.. and get lost with immediate effect.
Hmm.. at times, for a while, for effect – acceptable.
Why not my name?
The more you call me such words..
The more they are likely to transform..
For a change..
By my name, please.